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Business Man
9:34 am on Friday, September 9, 2011
RE: Charges Pending
The watchman at 5337 Western Avenue, Friendship Heights Metro stop lacks the required meekness for wake up calls, jostles businessman in opposition to lying on the bench at 5:30 am and disturbes the piece in violation of Title 10, Maryland Criminal Law, Section 201...arrest and prosecution pending. The victim claims $1,000,000 damages against the building management.
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Business Man
9:33 am on Friday, September 9, 2011
RE: Charges Pending
The watchman at 5337 Western Avenue, Friendship Heights Metro stop lacks the required meekness for wake up calls, jostles businessman in opposition to lying on the bench at 5:30 am and disturbes the piece in violation of Title 10, Maryland Criminal Law, Section 201...arrest and prosecution pending. The victim claims $1,000,000 damages against the building management.